shitfinity 

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

shitfinity by Refried February 22, 2004

shitfinity 

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

shitfinity by Chuuupa July 23, 2016

skinfinity 

An indefinitely large number or amount of nudity

Wow! That movie earned all of its X's, it was like skinfinity.

skinfinity by The Porsche Monkey August 4, 2009

shitmidity 

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

shitmidity by indy0968 August 29, 2014

Shiternity 

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

Shiternity by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

Shittunity 

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

Shittunity by VKM January 16, 2008

Simfinity 

Literally the cutest and kindest person in the world she’ll put a smile on your face with just talking. <3

“Hey what’s the name of the kind YouTuber again?”
“Oh you mean simfinity?”
“Yeah right she’s so nice”

Simfinity by Ksjshns3 December 27, 2021