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Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.
Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.
Shitmother by Brighton Early November 5, 2009
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shitmosphere 

The area of a room that is contaminated by the release of a smelly fart
Bill was in the room and farted, then i walked through the shitmosphere and almost died of lack of oxygen.
shitmosphere by j&billdog March 29, 2010

Shitzopherenia 

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.
"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
Shitzopherenia by natasha c. April 29, 2008

shitmotherfuckerbitch 

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew
Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

Shitbrothers 

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.
Shitbrothers by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009

slutmotherfucker 

1) A person that fornicates with any and many mothers.
2) A reference to anything and everything that is annoying or maddening.

And lo... back in the year 2004, engineers at Carleton University decided they needed a word that described all the truly annoying things in the world. So they applied their engineering knowledge to create a word more offensive than slut or motherfucker (both heavily in use at the time)... being incredibly busy people they decided to just stick the two words together and on that day a word greater than the sum of its parts was created... and the rest is history... bitch!
Take the integral across this beam and set up your equations... but watch out for this slutmotherfucking vector here!

I hate this slutmotherfucking course... it is a real slutmotherfucker fuck!
slutmotherfucker by Owl January 27, 2005

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! 

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute