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shitmidget 

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.
"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."
shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009
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shitmidity 

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.
I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.
shitmidity by indy0968 August 29, 2014
small chunks of shit floating nearby or a small or short person that smells of shit.
"look at all of the little shitoids in the pool" or "dude, stop being such a little shitoid!"
shitoid by haloman332 June 3, 2009

Shitloid 

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.
Shitloid by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022

shitmidget 

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!
shitmidget by inthecorridor September 4, 2009

shitzoid 

An exclaimation made as you react to something that's incredibly amazing and also gross.
Janna - "Omg! They are taking out this lady's arm flab with lipo!"

Angie - "HOLY SHITZOID!"
shitzoid by Angie October 25, 2004
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