Shitlax

a way to tell someone to stop causing shit to happen or stop being such in shitty mood or to stop talking shit

Man you need to shitlax before you get punched.
Bruh shitlax, stop talking shit.
Yo when you gonna shitlax and get your shit together

by Domexigringa July 25, 2016

shitlam

A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.

He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.

by Burke2 April 22, 2016

Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

by ratbum September 10, 2016

Shitmaxxing

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

by JTdem October 15, 2021

Shillax

Shilen + Chill + Relax = Shillax
A form of meditation.

I just shillaxed now I feel great.

by Shillax June 3, 2018

shitlaw

Legal jobs that typically go to TTT law school graduates who do not finish at the top of their class. (Opposite of biglaw)When you see the sleazeball ambulance chasers on tv advertising their legal services, that is shitlaw.

Small law firms that represent insurance companies in smaller cases, personal injury (slip n falls, etc), criminal defense, and/or family lawyers.

"Man, OCI is rough this year--none of the big firms wanted to talk with me. Hope I don't get stuck doing shitlaw working crazy hours for no money."

by pwnedagainandagain April 2, 2009

shitlagmite

The drip of shit that remains after a bout of diarrhea.

I think I blew an o-ring and now there is a shitlagmite dangling off my ass.

by julikins January 20, 2014