shitlaw

Legal jobs that typically go to TTT law school graduates who do not finish at the top of their class. (Opposite of biglaw)When you see the sleazeball ambulance chasers on tv advertising their legal services, that is shitlaw.

Small law firms that represent insurance companies in smaller cases, personal injury (slip n falls, etc), criminal defense, and/or family lawyers.

"Man, OCI is rough this year--none of the big firms wanted to talk with me. Hope I don't get stuck doing shitlaw working crazy hours for no money."

by pwnedagainandagain April 2, 2009

shitlam

A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.

He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.

by Burke2 April 22, 2016

Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

by ratbum September 10, 2016

Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--

by bunny f December 9, 2010

Clean Shitaway

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.

"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."

by J Rizzle May 23, 2014

shithawk

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."

I'm watching you like a shithawk

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shithawk

Word used by Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys.

"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"

by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003