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Legal jobs that typically go to TTT law school graduates who do not finish at the top of their class. (Opposite of biglaw)When you see the sleazeball ambulance chasers on tv advertising their legal services, that is shitlaw.
Small law firms that represent insurance companies in smaller cases, personal injury (slip n falls, etc), criminal defense, and/or family lawyers.

"Man, OCI is rough this year--none of the big firms wanted to talk with me. Hope I don't get stuck doing shitlaw working crazy hours for no money."
shitlaw by pwnedagainandagain April 2, 2009
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A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.
He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.
shitlam by Burke2 April 22, 2016
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Shitlady 

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.
She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.
Shitlady by ratbum September 10, 2016

Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--
Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010

Clean Shitaway 

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.
"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."
Clean Shitaway by J Rizzle May 23, 2014

shithawk 

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
I'm watching you like a shithawk
shithawk by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shithawk 

Word used by Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys.
"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"
shithawk by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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