Shitkit

Another term for rectum

Paul wrecked his shitkit

by Seasoning May 11, 2018

shikitty

A very sweet, very cute-looking girl who likes pancakes and flowers but also more gory stuff like the Walking Dead or Dexter. She could probably be a serial killer or something but she's so pretty all of her victims probably wouldn't mind, and no one suspects her anyway. Has eastern european origins.

- Hey ! Look over there ! Shikitty incoming !
- Yup, I heard she bought a new pink flowery butterfly knife yesterday

by EdetAllen July 2, 2015

Shit Kit

A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.

Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not

by Skippykane November 5, 2018

ShitRite

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

Yukkuri shiteitte ne

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.

Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

by That one guy over there in the August 17, 2009

shititis

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

by Andy A. July 28, 2008

Shitfit

(n.)- The act of freaking out including verbal profanity and flailing of arms and legs.

Dude 1: OMG, I hate you!
Dude 2: WTF MANNNNN!!! BITCH!! OIAHDOASIHFSJ!!
Dude 1: Chill man.
Dude 2: OMFG NO WAY YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN *does two backflips* god!!!!
Dude 1: uh whatever. .
Dude 2: OMG DONT USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU MOTHERFUCKAAA *rolls on the floor*

Dude 1: *calls dude 3* "Dudeee. 2 totally just had a shitfit."

by lalallahasldhasjfaslfsf August 10, 2009