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shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day
I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.
shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

shitkini 

This is what occurs when someone shits themself while wearing a diaper. This is most commonly executed by babies and senior citizens and can happen accidentally or intentionally. It absolutely must be a poop of high liquidity so that it covers the exact region normally covered by a bikini bottom.
When I brought that old lady home from the dive bar I was pleasantly surprised that she had her shitkini on. Once I took off her diaper I didn't even need to lube up to slip m'dick right on in.
shitkini by wordman55 January 12, 2014

shitnitz 

This is a word to reffer to ANYTHING in a generic way that is not 'thing' or 'stuff'.
I just bought some cool shitnitz for my car today.
shitnitz by Pyroteamkill April 2, 2005

shitkitty 

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.
I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.
shitkitty by Belunan December 10, 2009

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.
Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.
Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

SHITITIS 

I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”
SHITITIS by Parly January 26, 2011