Shitizoles 

Air born Particles of human poop after going to the bathroom.

Origin Rick Serra, Another Dirty Room series

Stop leaving your tooth brush in the holder uncovered it will get covered in Shitizoles and do you want to be brushing your teeth with last weeks digested dinner on it.

Shitizoles by Charlie Foxtrot September 22, 2022

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

shitizzle 

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo

driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!

shitizzle by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

shiticules 

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

shiticules by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017

Shiticles 

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.

1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"

Shiticles by URGFsBF April 29, 2011

shitizle 

This is a combonation of shit and shiz...shitizle.

AH shitizle...i forgot my luggage.

shitizle by studmuffinspaznut May 7, 2009

shitholestan 

A.K.A. brazil or any of the countries alike where slave labor, colonial mentality and all that could be related is still part of daily living.

The way health care and labour laws & regulations talks have been heading to lately made me remember we are not very safe from becoming another Shitholestan.... Might as well go to Rio, deal cocaine, pimp ladies and become a physician if things do not change.

shitholestan by NêgoDoBoréu April 12, 2019