A shit fade Dave is where you get a fade haircut which is extra patchy and then proceed to shave all of your sideburns and above
Barber: What do you want?
Legend: I want a 'Shit Fade Dave'
Barber: *proceeds to give a patchy fade and shave sideburns and above off*
Legend: I want a 'Shit Fade Dave'
Barber: *proceeds to give a patchy fade and shave sideburns and above off*
by Kas1045 August 23, 2016