A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

Shitapult by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014

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shitpusher

A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay

(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)

1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts

2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock

shitpusher by The Dual May 17, 2006

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Shittapuss

Derived from the action wiping ones anus from back to front....also known as scraping ones excrements from anus to the vaginal canal!

Cody : what happened to that chick you had with you?
Alex : after the stain on my couch and the smell i can't get off my finger i needed a break. We're going out later though..
Cody : sounds like a real shittapuss!

Shittapuss by Paul trembley April 23, 2019

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Shitamus Birdus

Some mug who likes to shit on kids

That shitamus birdus looks like he is going to spunk on that guy,usually named ben

Shitamus Birdus by The beef stick December 4, 2020

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