A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.
Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes
by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014