Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014

Shitapple

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

Scatapult

The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.

Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.

Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.

First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.

BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?

Cal: Something bad happened last night.

BOB: Oh yeah?

Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...

BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?

Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?

BOB: So did you stop after that?

Cal: No, I finished first.

by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010

shitacular

An event that is spectacularly shit.

"The carnival at Sittingbourne last year was shitacular".

by zwavoo September 21, 2007

shatapult

Taking a dump on a toilet lid, then lifting up the lid as fast as possible to catapult the shit through the air and around the bathroom.

Dude that Chinese ninja took a shatapult in the downstairs bathroom last week, there was shit all over the place.

by Stebe Retfield July 16, 2008

shitput

The act of shitting on a rock and throwing it as far as you can off a cliff.

"Shitputting is an effective way for climbers to dump their excrement."

by gottabeaboveit February 6, 2017

shitacular

spectaculary shitty

having a shitacular day

by aurora20217 October 23, 2008