Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg

"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.

Shite Madburger by Jon Beech September 16, 2008

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holy shite

A variant of the popular explicative, holy shit. Most commonly used in the Britain, Ireland and Scotland.

Holy Shite, Sullivan- I dropped me fish and chips.

holy shite by LedSledJoe June 17, 2016

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Shite

Originally a Scottish & Irish word, now used in Wales, England and even all former British colonies in place of "shit" but only when suitable, it does not always replace shit in any context. Many non-Scots and non-Irish have started using it in the incorrect context making it sound contrived and plain fucking stuping

Correct:

When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"

Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)

Shite by Dingus McFlaggan September 7, 2015

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Shite bag

A wimp, similar to Paulson Paulson.

Yer a pure shite bag.

Shite bag by aPaulson July 25, 2020

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