Shitea

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A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.

Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."

Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"

Shitea by TeaHee March 19, 2014

Words you can keep

Shitea

When you have shitty tea

"Sis omg I have some shitea"

Shitea by AyShemai January 29, 2021

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Shitadel

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.

Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!

Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021

shitability

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

shitagraph

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shideader

An Indian person. Derived from the fact that Indians smell so bad, it's plausible that they eat shit regularly.

Did you smell Amanjat today? What a fucking shideader.

Shideader by MollyWopJohnson October 30, 2018

shitable

1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive

1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable

shitable by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

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