Shit-boy 

'Shit-boy' is a term to acknowledge surprise or shock to any situation. It can be used in an extensive range of circumstances, from mocking a friend that has done something trivial, to a response upon hearing the gravest of news. The tone of delivery, facial expressions and relationship are essential to the perception of sincerity/ use of the term.

A group of friends arrive at the airport to go on holiday.
"I forgot my passport"
Inhale and sympathetic.."..shit boy".

An outstandingly attractive group of girls walk past in the street.
A glance to your friend and a cheeky smile.."Shit-boy".

Shit-boy by Gary Gascoigne March 28, 2011

shit boy 

Young male fast food employee.

"Oy shit boy! i said i wanted a big mac not a quarter pounder"

shit boy by Pikey mullet September 22, 2005

shit boy 

George W Bush, now that the balance of power is in effect.

Hey shit boy, I got your order of crow here, wanna toss my salad with that?

shit boy by Blaze_afire November 9, 2006

shit boy 

The 'slang' name given to being a shelf stacker / general dogs body at Sainsburys / Tesco and so on.

The role used to include (and may still, as a breach of health & safety) having to collapse the cardboard packaging & literally climb into the large bin containers to compact it down!

See also 'McJob' for other equally shite low IQ jobs.

"So what's your job then?"
"I stack shelves at Somerfields"
"Oh, so you're a shit boy then!"

shit boy by hypersonic December 28, 2007

Shit boy 

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright

Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch

Shit boy by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022

shit boy 

General insult to anyone with below intelligence or general dislike. Commonly changed to 'Shit girl' or any other such word in the English slang 'dictionary.

E.g:'Chicken boy!' (also first word should be spoken with extended syllables.)

'What you doing this weekend?' 'Nothing with you
Shit boy!'

shit boy by CheekyPotato January 29, 2024

shit job boy

Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.

There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit job boy is going to be busy this week.

shit job boy by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021