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happy shit 

When someone is taking a shit at work on the clock.
A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.
happy shit by scottyd62 July 23, 2016

Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal

Happy Horse Shit 

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.
Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.
Happy Horse Shit by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015

Happy Horse Shit 

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.
I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?
Happy Horse Shit by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

So happy I could shit skittles. 

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.
Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

Happy as a pig in shit 

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.
Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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