Shit a Dog 

Phrase used when suprised by some bad news or shocking event.

Tom: "Hey man, hows it going?"

Richie: "Wassup bud, i'm bitchin tar mucker"

Tom: "Woah shit man! watch out for that rollerblading T-Rex!"

Richie: "SHIT A DOG that was close!"

Shit a Dog by Bitchinmother March 15, 2010

Shit Like A Dog 

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.

Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!

Shit Like A Dog by Avionic January 12, 2011

watering a dog shit garden 

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

watering a dog shit garden by jun nakane July 9, 2007

am i a shit dog? 

This is what Kim Suengmin of Stray Kids says as a mockery for "MOAns".

MOAns: "Am I a shit dog?🥹🥹"
Kim Suengmin: "Yes"
Stays: "Yes"

am i a shit dog? by aphroditeAgoddess February 12, 2024

hotter than dog shit in a skillet 

a person be hot an in temperature

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

hotter than dog shit in a skillet by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob 

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later

Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob by I hate frank November 11, 2021

A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop 

A beautiful person with a great personality that is lovely, smart, kind, and, inspiring.

"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"

A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop by Ramonday January 5, 2022