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Shit Witch 

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
Shit Witch by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
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shit a witch 

also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit
Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!

Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!
shit a witch by broskiiomlet September 30, 2009

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.
I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!
Shit watching by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

Shit Witches 

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
Shit Witches by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

watch shit steam 

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
watch shit steam by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

watch my shit 

A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.
Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight
watch my shit by ibehigh4u April 13, 2011

shit or wind his watch 

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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