Shit Witch 

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

Shit Witch by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

shit a witch 

also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit

Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!

Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!

shit a witch by broskiiomlet September 30, 2009

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

Shit watching by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

Shit Witches 

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

Shit Witches by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

watch shit steam 

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

watch shit steam by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

watch my shit 

A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.

Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight

watch my shit by ibehigh4u April 13, 2011

shit or wind his watch 

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

shit or wind his watch by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009