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terror shit 

When you need to shit so bad you scream, but nothing comes out and you're left constipated and alone.
I heard screams from the bathroom, someone just had a terror shit.
terror shit by JJJasuid November 30, 2017

Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit 

Reveal the boobs and let me destroy them (motor boat, dick slap etc.)
"Hey Christy, let me reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit" said a horny Geordie one rainy, overcast day.

Shitterrobbed 

The act of being at work and having your daily bathroom stall that you found to be the most comfortable being used by someone else, around the same time you MUST get in there.
John: " I need to go to the bath room."
Shaun: " Then Go "
John: " I can't, My stall I use is being used by someone else, and it also keeps happening lately"
Shaun: "Is it the same person"
John: "EVERYDAY"
Shaun: "You've been shitterrobbed"
Shitterrobbed by Shaun Lynch April 2, 2006

Shitterporn 

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.
I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.
Shitterporn by cryptonaut October 3, 2017