Shit Switch

Referring to the point where when your standing up pissing, and you feel the urge to shit, so you quickly pull your pants all the way down and spin 180 degrees to sit on the toilet.

Bro, Its a good thing I Shit switched before I shit my pants.

by Elite neet May 14, 2011

Shit 'N Switch

The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.

Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.

by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014

Canadian Shit-Snitch

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.

Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."

by Ballsnatcher June 4, 2018

shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.

"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"

by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005

Shiftswitch

A type ill muthafucka. The type that'll get fresh at a moments notice. Usually the type who rocks rasta dreads but can come in any shape or form.

Look at ruudz, he straight shiftswitching that beat yo!!

by jizzill November 18, 2004

shitwitch

a shit sandwitch

Bro, you're literally full of shitwitches

by shitwitch o'clock April 15, 2022

Shitwitch

A woman whose behaviour or attitude is shitty, or who is incompetent.

Wow, she double-parked in front of a disabled space. What a total fucking shitwitch!

by CreamPiebrarian August 10, 2024