2 definitions by ADallasCowboy
The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.
Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.
by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014
The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.
Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
by ADallasCowboy July 1, 2013