Shit Steam
To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne
Shit Steam by G-Bozo November 7, 2005
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watch shit steam
Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
watch shit steam by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
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big steaming shit
1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
big steaming shit by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.
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