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1) A euphemism for "fuck you" commonly used by people who live in the southern United States.

2) An expression of pity used by southerners.
1) After I proved the southerner wrong, they looked me straight in the eye and said "bless your heart"

2) After I fell off my bicycle, the southern lady said, "bless your heart"
by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

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a gay man's favorite instrument
Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar
by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

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the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion
At the Christian Church, my friends and I were excited when the jesus juice got passed around
by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

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An illegal immigrant who is employed at a McDonalds restaurant.
Don't work at McDonalds unless you know Spanish. There's a lot of McBeaners there!
by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

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A group of black supremacists, originally started in 1966 to fight for black rights. Recently, they have developed a reputation as the polar opposites of the ku klux klan
Despite what people may believe, white people aren't the only racist people. Just look at the Black Panthers
by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 09, 2015

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The leader of the new-age cult, Caspanelloism. Also well-known by his pseudonym, Thoy.
Being Caspanelloists, we worshipped Anthony Caspanello every day.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 07, 2015

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