Definitions by stinkyfinger

Dirty Proctor 

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger up there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

Dirty Proctor by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021

Dirty Proctor 

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

Dirty Proctor by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021

big steaming shit 

1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

big steaming shit by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

monster crunch by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013