Shit Slam
The act of fuckin' dat ass so hard, it's slamming against all the shit still dwelling within' that bitches butt... Tell that ho to go shit.
Shit Slam by Nick Borrelli December 20, 2008
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Slam That Shit
A phrase encouraging rapidly consuming an alcoholic beverage, mainly keystone light. To be properly used, one must be from the second floor of University of Montana's Aber Hall.
Slam That Shit by JesusOfNazareth555 February 28, 2009
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Shit Slammed
When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back
Jason calls in sick ..
After school, Chris calls Jason ..
Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?
Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing
Chris: Aids?
Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.
Chris: On the toilet?
Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!
Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.
Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way
Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!
Julian and Austin: What??
Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker
Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
After school, Chris calls Jason ..
Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?
Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing
Chris: Aids?
Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.
Chris: On the toilet?
Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!
Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.
Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way
Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!
Julian and Austin: What??
Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker
Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shit Slammed by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011
slippery shit slide slammer
when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....
slippery shit slide slammer by gillieman69 December 10, 2009
shitslam
To beat utterly and completely at something (including and especially life in general).
To get shitslammed:
To perform extremely poorly on a test. To get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. Basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.
To get shitslammed:
To perform extremely poorly on a test. To get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. Basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.
"I thought I was going to do well on that test, but I just got shitslammed."
"I tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got shitslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet."
"Shitslam that guy!"
"I tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got shitslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet."
"Shitslam that guy!"
shitslam by Matthew Hunter December 9, 2008
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