shitslam

To beat utterly and completely at something (including and especially life in general).

To get shitslammed:

To perform extremely poorly on a test. To get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. Basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.

"I thought I was going to do well on that test, but I just got shitslammed."

"I tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got shitslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet."

"Shitslam that guy!"

by Matthew Hunter December 9, 2008

Shitslam

A brutal collision between reality and someone’s stupidity. One idiot’s brainrot causing chaos, dragging everyone unlucky enough into the mess.

Girl : “Dude reversed without looking and smashed her car.”

Boy : "oh man, that's a total shitslam!"💥💀

by BATD4DDY October 22, 2025