shitslam

To beat utterly and completely at something (including and especially life in general).

To get shitslammed:

To perform extremely poorly on a test. To get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. Basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.

"I thought I was going to do well on that test, but I just got shitslammed."

"I tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got shitslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet."

"Shitslam that guy!"

shitslam by Matthew Hunter December 9, 2008

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Shitslam

A brutal collision between reality and someone’s stupidity. One idiot’s brainrot causing chaos, dragging everyone unlucky enough into the mess.

Girl : “Dude reversed without looking and smashed her car.”

Boy : "oh man, that's a total shitslam!"💥💀

Shitslam by BATD4DDY October 22, 2025

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shitlam

A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.

He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.

shitlam by Burke2 April 22, 2016

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Shitshaman

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan

That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?

Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009