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Shit Nuggets 

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair
Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets
Shit Nuggets by kieran April 9, 2004

Shit Nugget 

1-The little ball of turd that hangs off your ass hair and floats around in the bath when you wash.

2-Ball of turd and fibres from your underwear.
Jeez dude, you can see the shit nugget hanging off her ass!
Shit Nugget by Horny_dude_69 February 5, 2009

shit nugget 

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.
I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
shit nugget by John May 31, 2004

Shit nuggets 

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.
mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"
Shit nuggets by William Britton March 6, 2008

Shit Nugget 

A phrase said when one is either surprised, annoyed or angry at something or someone.

Commonly used as a noun to depreciate someone, it can also be used as a descriptive adjective (mostly when used in plural form) to enlighten others of your mood about what you are doing or experiencing.

Main meaning: The small build up of a nugget that hangs from the hair on your asshole or freely lets go into the aether and enjoys it's life as a fully independent unliving entity.
E.g

Noun:
"Man, that guy is such a shit nugget"

Adjective:
"Holy shit nugget(s), that scene was dark af"
Shit Nugget by Flameboy66 August 29, 2020

shit nuggets 

oh shit nuggets i left my stuff in your car!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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