Definitions by kieran

woog 

A word said in surprise, to accentuate how surprised you really are.

Woog! That monkey fell out of the sky!

woog by Kieran December 27, 2006

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

petty clamouring by kieran April 22, 2005

fooaltiyeman 

"Fooaltiyeman" is a blending of the words "few ill tell you man" which is derived from the fabled prick dialect.

fooaltiyeman if i dunnae get a fucking fag

fooaltiyeman by Kieran January 30, 2005

B'jangle 

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.

I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.

B'jangle by Kieran October 21, 2004

aqua turd 

its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.

dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.

aqua turd by kieran May 6, 2004

Shit Nuggets 

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair

Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets

Shit Nuggets by kieran April 9, 2004

Tescoface 

a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket.
B)Miles

oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin!

Tescoface by Kieran February 28, 2004