Teff

by Kieran February 01, 2003
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Shit Nuggets

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair
by kieran April 09, 2004
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SEGA Dreamcast

One of the best consoles to live, had games such as Shenmue 2 which still sells for the Xbox, a 'next generation' console today. A lot of other titles including sonic adventure, are on 'next generation' consoles. £25 in gamestation
by Kieran February 28, 2004
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somf

i told the bitch to somf.
by kieran May 26, 2003
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underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
by Kieran January 17, 2004
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petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay
simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring
by kieran April 22, 2005
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aqua turd

its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.
dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.
by kieran May 07, 2004
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