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Shit Kabob

The act of several men having anal sex at the same time.
Did you see how long that shit kabob was at the parade tody?
Shit Kabob by jayroll91 February 26, 2011

shit kaBob

Formed when a straightened out coat- hanger is used to pick up a pair of Dunny Pants and the ending results in fecal matter sticking to the retrieval device.
i was cleaning up the house after that retirement party and ended up with a shit kaBob when i grabbed those dunny Pants from behind the TV set.
shit kaBob by second shifter July 23, 2009

Shit shity shish kabob 

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.
Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.
Shit shity shish kabob by Jackage September 30, 2006

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun 

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

shitzkabob 

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!
I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!
shitzkabob by Tara Brown April 7, 2008

shiskabob 

1. A college aged male who is about half a drink a day away from being an alcoholic.
2. Someone who would rather drink on a Wednesday afternoon than a Friday night and doesn't know when to stop, at which point he transforms from Shiskabob to Shitskabob.
Man, the Shiskabob better ease up on that scotch or we'll be meeting Shitskabob shortly.
shiskabob by Samkon January 28, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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