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Shit Kabob

When you take a shit and put in on a stick then freeze it so that you can later consume it.
Hey man, pass me another shit kabob!
Shit Kabob by KALYNALTNEL May 7, 2018
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Shit Kabob

The act of several men having anal sex at the same time.
Did you see how long that shit kabob was at the parade tody?
Shit Kabob by jayroll91 February 26, 2011

shit kaBob

Formed when a straightened out coat- hanger is used to pick up a pair of Dunny Pants and the ending results in fecal matter sticking to the retrieval device.
i was cleaning up the house after that retirement party and ended up with a shit kaBob when i grabbed those dunny Pants from behind the TV set.
shit kaBob by second shifter July 23, 2009

Shit shity shish kabob 

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.
Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.
Shit shity shish kabob by Jackage September 30, 2006

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun 

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

shitzkabob 

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!
I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!
shitzkabob by Tara Brown April 7, 2008

shiskabob 

1. A college aged male who is about half a drink a day away from being an alcoholic.
2. Someone who would rather drink on a Wednesday afternoon than a Friday night and doesn't know when to stop, at which point he transforms from Shiskabob to Shitskabob.
Man, the Shiskabob better ease up on that scotch or we'll be meeting Shitskabob shortly.
shiskabob by Samkon January 28, 2009
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