shiskabob 

1. A college aged male who is about half a drink a day away from being an alcoholic.
2. Someone who would rather drink on a Wednesday afternoon than a Friday night and doesn't know when to stop, at which point he transforms from Shiskabob to Shitskabob.

Man, the Shiskabob better ease up on that scotch or we'll be meeting Shitskabob shortly.

shiskabob by Samkon January 28, 2009

human shishkabob 

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.

Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

human shishkabob by THE MAN, with the fruit rollup April 2, 2010

shiskaberry 

Quite potent strain of marijuana; with exceptional flavor, as well as quality. Infamous for it's name for the extreme berry flavor it leaves in your mouth.

Shiskaberry should be plump, dense nugz; with red/orangish buds. Should look like a long skewer of berry green goodness.

shiskaberry by GanjaMaster October 14, 2006

shitzkabob 

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!

I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!

shitzkabob by Tara Brown April 7, 2008

shushkabob 

(n). A penis that is used for the sole purpose of silencing another person by means of insertion into an orifice, esp. the mouth.

(v). The act of penetrating another with the intent of silencing them, often as a result of annoyance.

She kept going on about her intuitive cats, so I had to give her shushkabob.

Her rendition of More Than A Feeling is a desperate plea for a shushkabob.

shushkabob by Top Meat November 16, 2009

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?

Red Hot Shishkabob by Andy K May 11, 2004

shiscababble 

Babble, and/or useless small talk that usually relates to something you don't want to talk about. Shiscababble also means a situation that is confusing and pointless.

I asked my mother to have a jello eating contest, and her reasons why not to all seemed like shiscababble.

shiscababble by B Swift December 25, 2006