Shimtard

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A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

Shimtard by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

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shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

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Shitard

A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.

1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.

Shitard by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018

Shibtard

One who only holds Shib Inu cryptocurrency

Bobby: Hey, are you into crypto?
Danny: Yeah, I have a bunch of Shib coins.
Bobby: Do you have anything else?
Danny: No, only Shib.
Bobby: You are a complete Shibtard!

Shibtard by Schmac October 12, 2021

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shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

shittard by z-mon March 13, 2009

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shittard

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

Shitard by Davedale August 13, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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