Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

by superaly June 13, 2005

Shitard

A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.

1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.

by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018

Shibtard

One who only holds Shib Inu cryptocurrency

Bobby: Hey, are you into crypto?
Danny: Yeah, I have a bunch of Shib coins.
Bobby: Do you have anything else?
Danny: No, only Shib.
Bobby: You are a complete Shibtard!

by Schmac October 12, 2021

shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

by z-mon March 13, 2009

shittard

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019