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Shimtard 

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)
Shimtard by Frazzzer January 26, 2011
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shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.
"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"
shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005
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A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.
1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.
Shitard by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018

Shibtard 

One who only holds Shib Inu cryptocurrency
Bobby: Hey, are you into crypto?
Danny: Yeah, I have a bunch of Shib coins.
Bobby: Do you have anything else?
Danny: No, only Shib.
Bobby: You are a complete Shibtard!
Shibtard by Schmac October 12, 2021

shittard 

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.
I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.
shittard by z-mon March 13, 2009

shittard 

Joey Hoey is a shittard.
shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004
That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”
Shitard by Davedale August 13, 2019