Shigooning 

A combination of taking a massive shit and gooning which shit comes out. If done correctly, both bodily excrement are released simultaneously.

Ethan hadn't taken a dump in 5 days to save up for a massive shigooning session.

Shigooning by D1SHIGOONER March 13, 2025

Shightning 

A storm much like a thunderstorm, except where the normal lightning and strong winds are; there is instead shit, lighting, and strong winds. Victims of the Shightning and normally not harmed, however are left with permanent scarring of the face, and/or body normally looking much like brown dots clustered together making the person extremely ugly to the eyes.

what was that.
i dont know?
it looked like lightning, but smelled like shit?
ew! Look at ryan mcdonald, hes all brown, he must have been hit by Shightning!

Shightning by chaseTHEg July 9, 2009

Shamooning 

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

Shamooning by Sv8 December 17, 2016

shibooingery 

Meaning bullshit but on a more serious level

“Jschlatt got canceled? That’s some shibooingery”

shibooingery by Barrack Obama likes canes May 9, 2023

Sungooning 

Sungooning describes getting extremely high and partying with natives of various cultures, specifically referring to, but not exclusive to tribal era native americans. During the day. Preferably high noon when the sun is at it's peak. When this is done at night, it is also called Moongooning. Not to be confused with the high school prank.

Me and Eagle Eye are going to take some Peyote and go Sungooning this afternoon.
We're going to Sungoon, tomorrow we're going to lick a horny toad and go deep into the cavernous tavern.

Sungooning by Hamala Carris November 18, 2023

Shooning 

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

Shooning by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025

Shlooning 

Wondering through the city and maybe going to a museum in a potentially cloudy and rainy climate

I'm going shlooning today with ege.

Shlooning by Kristi's July 31, 2025