Shightning 

A storm much like a thunderstorm, except where the normal lightning and strong winds are; there is instead shit, lighting, and strong winds. Victims of the Shightning and normally not harmed, however are left with permanent scarring of the face, and/or body normally looking much like brown dots clustered together making the person extremely ugly to the eyes.

what was that.
i dont know?
it looked like lightning, but smelled like shit?
ew! Look at ryan mcdonald, hes all brown, he must have been hit by Shightning!

Shightning by chaseTHEg July 9, 2009

Facebook Slighting 

When someone who is supposedly a friend almost immediately deletes any posts by you or gifts from you on Facebook, even if they are private. It indicates that they are only willing to be your friend if nobody else knows.

Erin: What's Louie's problem these days?

Jack: Oh- Marsha is constantly Facebook slighting him.

Facebook Slighting by lovesmenot January 31, 2009

thightning 

when the thunder and lightning are so close together they seem to be happening at the same time

When the storm began, it cracked with thunder and the sky would immediately light up from the lightning.

When the storm began, it was thightning out!!!

thightning by Uncle Joshie August 28, 2013

Bigfoot Sighting 

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

Bigfoot Sighting by Mark May 6, 2005

elvis sighting 

To think you see somebody you know from afar.

"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.

elvis sighting by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

sightling 

A somewhat derogatory name for someone who can see well, used by blind people. This term implies that the person so named takes his vision, and the activities that it enables him to do, for granted.

A sightling thinks nothing of hopping in his car on a Saturday morning and taking a quick trip to the grocery store to buy some milk. The same task, for a blind person, takes at least a day of advanced planning, and possibly involves a long bus ride, hours of waiting, or a large cab fair.

A sightling thinks nothing of jogging across the middle of a street during a lull in traffic to get to the Wallgreens on the other side. A blind person must wait at the intersection, listening for a favorable traffic flow pattern for him to cross. This waiting and listening may take as long as an hour at a single corner, and may involve several light cycles before paralell traffic is heavy enough to ensure the person safe passage.

A sightling can drive less than two minutes to a salon or barber shop for a haircut. A blind person, assuming they know the location of a salon or barber shop, must hike the three miles to get their.

A sightling can drive his car to pick up a bag of dog food for his lazy, overfed, understimulated dog. A blind person must walk a mile to the pet store, and pick up a 10 kg bag of dog food, and carry it back to his house for his hard working dog guide, which he couldn't take along to the pet store because he couldn't carry the food in one hand and handle the dog in the other.

The sightlings at Apple won't spend an hour programming a simple screen reader for the iPod.

sightling by sambarnes April 12, 2008

Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.

Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.

Corn Sighting by Cherise4U October 2, 2008