Shightning

A storm much like a thunderstorm, except where the normal lightning and strong winds are; there is instead shit, lighting, and strong winds. Victims of the Shightning and normally not harmed, however are left with permanent scarring of the face, and/or body normally looking much like brown dots clustered together making the person extremely ugly to the eyes.

what was that.
i dont know?
it looked like lightning, but smelled like shit?
ew! Look at ryan mcdonald, hes all brown, he must have been hit by Shightning!

by chaseTHEg July 09, 2009

cami

A girl who looks just like dora from the popular kids tv show dora the explorer.

Hey chase why dont you date Alyssa?
dude, because shes pulling a cami!
Oh yeah, your right she does have a mustache

by chaseTHEg July 09, 2009

jimmypoling

Jimmypoling is the act of wankin' it, OR can be substituted to fit in any context.

Last night I was jimmypoling so hard.
I punched that guy right in the jimmypole.

by chaseTHEg August 01, 2009

wankerstation

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.

Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.

by chaseTHEg August 01, 2009