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Shift Change 

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.
Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
Shift Change by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022

SHIT CHANGE 

Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)
MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."

MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"

MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"
SHIT CHANGE by BamBam919201 September 27, 2007

shiff change 

The act of removing a scandolous tramp from your life, for whatever reason you deem necessary, and moving on to the next one.
Keep running your mouth bitch and you will be shiff changed!

She wouldn't blow me so I shiff schanged that hoe!

Careful tramp it's almost shiff change!
shiff change by drugs-are-bad September 2, 2009

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."
P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.
Change-room Shit by MaryV12 March 12, 2012

Change my shirt 

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.
Change my shirt by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

Shirt Changer 

When the stank of your shit is so fowl that you need to change your shirt afterwards.
Damn the freebees didn't even put a dent in it!! That was a shirt changer! I will be right back.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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