Shetlands 

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

Shetlands by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.

'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'

Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

Ridden like a Shetland Pony 

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

Shetland 

Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.

In other words, short and rideable.

Originating from Shetland Pony.

Tracey: Hey check out that guy.
Sara: He's too short for me.

Tracey: No way, that guy's a Shetland!

Shetland by Belfast_Bugle October 26, 2016

Shetlander 

a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.

Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.

Shetlander by spspspspsp April 29, 2010

Shetland 

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.

shetland isnt a word for calling someone small. it be a place

Shetland by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010

Shetland Toss 

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.

Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.

Shetland Toss by scf27 October 2, 2007