Shetlander
a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.
they speak there own little lingo.
Shetlander by spspspspsp April 29, 2010
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Ridden like a Shetland Pony
When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008
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Shetland
Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.
In other words, short and rideable.
Originating from Shetland Pony.
In other words, short and rideable.
Originating from Shetland Pony.
Shetland by Belfast_Bugle October 26, 2016
Shetland
A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.
It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.
It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.
Shetland by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010
Shetland Toss
Shetland Toss by scf27 October 2, 2007
Shetland
A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.
In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.
In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.
Also used to describe someone who is inbred.
In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.
In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.
Also used to describe someone who is inbred.
Shetland by islandphilosopher December 10, 2010
shelander
shelander by ladyshelander August 5, 2010
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