selander

They have a lot of money and make it rain of their kids. They like to eat children preferably under 5 years old.

Damn have you seen that Selander.
dude, you are such a Selander

by Eatpeasandgetgirls September 7, 2020

selander

The last-name of people with small pp

dude i think that guy is a selander

by dinmamasmolpp October 11, 2020

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Slander

Words falsey spoken to damage a person's reputation.

The editor slandered the actress in the newspaper.

by Anoymous921342 August 1, 2008

Lies and Slander

1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.

2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.

1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!

2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"

by Comrade Sami March 28, 2009

slanderbeaking

intentionally mispronouncing a word or name for purposes of mockery

Urine dictionary is totally the balls!

Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.

by thatwhoregirl March 26, 2011

salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

by shanipriya August 14, 2010