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selander 

They have a lot of money and make it rain of their kids. They like to eat children preferably under 5 years old.
Damn have you seen that Selander.
dude, you are such a Selander
selander by Eatpeasandgetgirls September 7, 2020
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selander 

The last-name of people with small pp
dude i think that guy is a selander
selander by dinmamasmolpp October 11, 2020

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.
Words falsey spoken to damage a person's reputation.
The editor slandered the actress in the newspaper.
Slander by Anoymous921342 August 1, 2008

Lies and Slander 

1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.

2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.
1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!

2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"
Lies and Slander by Comrade Sami March 28, 2009

slanderbeaking 

intentionally mispronouncing a word or name for purposes of mockery
Urine dictionary is totally the balls!

Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbeaking this veritable fountain of knowledge.
slanderbeaking by thatwhoregirl March 26, 2011

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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