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Shelny

1. A person who acts like Sheldon, but has the mind of Penny! (Characters from The Big Bang Theory)
2. A person that thinks they're very intelligent, but really is not.
My friend Joe is such a Shelny, he told me that the snow in California is not as white as the snow in Alaska.
by Gwhiz January 24, 2013
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tommy shelby

The most badass person that has ever existed.
Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth
by manuNorton November 17, 2019
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shenyooblascoo

When a tiny white horse, fucks a a middle age white male in a church
Jackson: Did you hear what they said on the news today? shenyooblascoo happened today at church..
by ;-; Yandere August 15, 2021
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shellycabookie

A snail with a shell
Hey lads, dya see the size of the Shellycabookie over there ? ..
by Aoifmeister October 1, 2019
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Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.
"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."
by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013
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Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.
Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."
by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020
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Shely

If you know a Shely, stop wasting time and become friends with her already!! She is the most amazing person anyone could ever wish for because she has got it all! Her appearance is usually described as blonde hair, glasses, and tall. However, Shely is a little insecure about herself, yet her friends beg to differ (especially her best friend, who is totally not writing this right now). You can mostly find her wearing basketball shorts because she loves to participate in every sport. Although she may be very active, she will be just as content either relaxing with a book, binge watching her favourite show, or just some sketching. Shely is overall spontaneous, cool, funny, sporty, creative, loyal, thoughtful, honest, very beautiful, unbelievably smart, hardworking, determined, a little loud/agressive (which is literally her only flaw) but once again, SHELY HAS GOT IT ALL!! ;)
Dude: Hey who's the new girl?
His friend: Oh that's Shely. Why? Are you interested in her?
Dude: Well yah! She's pretty and smart. That's a pretty rare combo.
His friend: Well good luck, but don't be fooled if she spends so much time with you, she hangs out with all the guys.
Dude: I can change that...
by AZ_0309 August 4, 2018
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