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Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.
'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'
Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

shellateral damage 

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.
"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."
shellateral damage by Spoke June 29, 2009
the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart
What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.
shellatio by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005
The act of performing '69' while both partners are shitting.
The perfect date - Indian Buffet followed by a hot and steaming shellato.
Shellato by Man... March 29, 2007
Shellgasming is when you sincerely enjoy eating ice cream with shell icecream topping, since its that damn good. Shell freezes in seconds on ice cream. Shell type topping is made by a few diffrent companies, the best being Hershey. Flavors from Hershey include Reese's, Hershey chocolate, Krackel, and Heath.
Law: what did you do last night?
Emerly: i shellgasmed all night long. Now i have diabetes =D. Totally worth it.
shellgasm by goron law666 May 4, 2006
Oral sex performed upon a female. Usually used to refer to a recipient who has an enlarged clitoris. Shellatio (pronounced she-latio) is a variation of 'fellatio'. The act itself is more similar to stimulating a male than an average female, hence the similarity in the name.
"I thought it'd be great to go down on Betty, but when I finally saw her gigantic clit, I realized I'd better be ready for some shellatio!"
shellatio by cliffo March 9, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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