shellgasm

Shellgasming is when you sincerely enjoy eating ice cream with shell icecream topping, since its that damn good. Shell freezes in seconds on ice cream. Shell type topping is made by a few diffrent companies, the best being Hershey. Flavors from Hershey include Reese's, Hershey chocolate, Krackel, and Heath.

Law: what did you do last night?
Emerly: i shellgasmed all night long. Now i have diabetes =D. Totally worth it.

shellgasm by goron law666 May 4, 2006

Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.

Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.

Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

Swollgasm 

the intense feeling of self gratification when in the act of or being admired for ones large muscular physique

Dennis was overcome by an intense swollgasm when he realized that his shirt was cutting off the circulation of his bulging biceps.

Swollgasm by MANdler September 16, 2010

smellgasm 

Like an orgasm for the nose. When someone smells so good it makes you want to say GOD DAMN.

1. My hot ass co-worker was in my office today and I was having smellgasms.
2. I picked up his shirt off the floor and smelled it and had a smellgasm.

smellgasm by Jacqlyn April 24, 2006

shellhammer 

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.

"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."

shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

shergasm 

A term to describe an unexplainable sense of warm fuzzies one encounters when talking or even thinking about people named "Sher" or "Cher".

Often, a naked recorder-playing fairy will come out a fat lady's vagina on Jerry Springer and serenade you with Blue October songs when this is happening.

Also, most people experience loose bowels and spontaneous urination.

Ohhhhh! I'm having a shergasm! Here comes the naked fairy!
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shergasm by JesusMcCrackin January 22, 2008

Smellgasm 

A smell which is so pleasant that it is similar to your nose having an orgasm.

For example: Your favorite food being cooked or someone wearing a delightful smelling perfume/ cologne.

your favorite meal been cooked, Someone wearing a delightful smelling perfume/cologne. Smellgasm.

Smellgasm by saxkid5 April 28, 2011