Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

Shelf it! by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020

Shelf It 

A way of taking ecstasy.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYMloZpfelc

Alex: "how should i take this pill?"
Trent: "just shelf it"

Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.




** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.

** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.

Shelf It by Wodon! August 6, 2008

Shelf It 

Words spoken in a bar/club when you thrust an empty glass into someone's hand, prompting them to put it away for you, like on a table or bar near them.

Girl: Hey Shelf It (thrusts empty glass into his hands)
Boy : (sarcasm) Yeah, thanks (finds place to put the glass)

Shelf It by GrizG1 August 24, 2008

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf 

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know

Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all by ASSTDDIESBITCH April 4, 2018

It insists upon its self 

The definition of “insist” is;

“demand something forcefully, not accepting refusal.“ or

“ demand forcefully to have something.” or

“ persist in doing something even though it is annoying or odd.”

When one says “He insists upon himself” It means they’re are requiring of you to put more effort in understanding their Ambiguousness.

For example, when Jesus Christ tells parables or Socrates ask questions; they are insisting upon themselves, they’re requiring of you to do some thinking in order to understand what’s being taught, instead of giving you literal messages of their rhetoric.

Like in Family Guy, S9, Ep.17; Peter Griffin In thinking his family is going to die, expresses his true feels on the God Father movies

Brian: “Why didn’t like it?”
Lois: “explain yourself”
Peter Griffin: “it insists upon its self, Lois”
Lois: “what does that even mean”

Chris: “cause it has a valid point to make! It’s insisting!”

Chris hits the nail on the head, it’s trying to make a point, it has a message, so it insists upon you to pay attention and think. Peter doesn’t like the film because it’s subtle and doesn’t hold your hand like other films do; telling you what’s going on and having tons of exposition so your not lost.. in other words, Peter is moron who can’t pay attention and has poor deductive skills so he doesn’t understand what’s going on in the film, therefore doesn’t like it.

It insists upon its self by Shenron7 January 9, 2020