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Better than everyone. FINE ASS BITCH. PRETTIER, SMARTER, COOLER, YOU NAME IT!
Oh wow Sheizer is so pretty and cool I hope she noticed me some day.
Sheizer by ILOVESHEIZER November 23, 2021

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016
An awesome guy with a perfect music taste and a perfect body that gets the chicks moist. Also is the god of banter with Danny, Joe, Piers, Jenna and Denny. There is nobody like shezer.
Girl 1: i feel tingly down there. Girl 2: me too. danny and joe are looking up viral videos shezer: this is gr8 banter m8. Girls: oh yeah, shezers here. That explains it, I wish I was with him.
shezer by Ironmaidenrulezzz March 28, 2015
shiezer by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

Shizer Wilhelm 

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm
Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008
the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
shizer by ZAC =P April 4, 2005