Definitions by Yonker

flibbity jibbit 

An insult that means you have an autistic cousin with a failed circumcision

Marcus is a flibbity jibbit

flibbity jibbit by Yonker August 30, 2022

yonky plonk 

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls

I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday

yonky plonk by Yonker August 29, 2022

Shadoog 

When you’re bumming your cousin from behind and she shits on your cock

Me and Melissa had a great shadoog last night

Shadoog by Yonker June 1, 2022

flocklemph

When you dip your balls in oil and deep fry them until ejaculation occurs.

I flocklemphed myself while my dominatrix chicken watched.

flocklemph by Yonker May 24, 2022

Shizer Wilhelm 

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008