Yonker's definitions

yonky plonk

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls

I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday

by Yonker August 29, 2022

Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

by Yonker April 20, 2008

Shadoog

When you’re bumming your cousin from behind and she shits on your cock

Me and Melissa had a great shadoog last night

by Yonker June 1, 2022

flibbity jibbit

An insult that means you have an autistic cousin with a failed circumcision

Marcus is a flibbity jibbit

by Yonker August 30, 2022

flocklemph

When you dip your balls in oil and deep fry them until ejaculation occurs.

I flocklemphed myself while my dominatrix chicken watched.

by Yonker May 24, 2022