An awesome guy with a perfect music taste and a perfect body that gets the chicks moist. Also is the god of banter with Danny, Joe, Piers, Jenna and Denny. There is nobody like shezer.

Girl 1: i feel tingly down there. Girl 2: me too. danny and joe are looking up viral videos shezer: this is gr8 banter m8. Girls: oh yeah, shezers here. That explains it, I wish I was with him.

shezer by Ironmaidenrulezzz March 28, 2015

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Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008

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shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

shizer by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

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