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smeghead 

A all purpose cuss word, made famous by 'Red Dwarf' a popular TV show. Thought to have first been seen on a foreign appliance before being used in 'Red Dwarf'.
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smeghead by DJDale September 26, 2005

smeghead 

The origin of this word is unclear - while it is accused of being an abbreviation of "smegma," Grant Naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show "Red Dwarf."
"Oh, Rimmer, you *are* a smeghead."
smeghead by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

Smegheads 

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers
What a bunch of Smegheads
Smegheads by Snake August 16, 2004

shedhead 

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field
"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"
shedhead by Ivan January 10, 2005

Smeghead 

Someone whos head (the one with the brain) is full of smeg.

Smeg is the nasty stuff under one's foreskin after not washing it for too long. This word is thusly often used in insults.
- Hush your noise smeghead!
- That guy's a right smeghead...
Smeghead by Meatyman May 1, 2007

Skeghead 

your such a fucking skeghead !
Skeghead by Miss Molly June 1, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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