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smeghead 

A all purpose cuss word, made famous by 'Red Dwarf' a popular TV show. Thought to have first been seen on a foreign appliance before being used in 'Red Dwarf'.
U Smeghead

Ur a smeghead
smeghead by DJDale September 26, 2005
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smeghead 

The origin of this word is unclear - while it is accused of being an abbreviation of "smegma," Grant Naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show "Red Dwarf."
"Oh, Rimmer, you *are* a smeghead."
smeghead by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

Sheghead 

Sheghead is another word for 'Nitty' or 'Crackhead', Sheg itself means taking the piss within the united kingdom where it originated from. The first person who said this word was a man on discord by the name of Oneil Brooks
Your dad is a sheghead bruv
Sheghead by UKWORDBOOKING February 4, 2021

Smegheads 

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers
What a bunch of Smegheads
Smegheads by Snake August 16, 2004

Smeghead 

Someone whos head (the one with the brain) is full of smeg.

Smeg is the nasty stuff under one's foreskin after not washing it for too long. This word is thusly often used in insults.
- Hush your noise smeghead!
- That guy's a right smeghead...
Smeghead by Meatyman May 1, 2007

Skeghead 

your such a fucking skeghead !
Skeghead by Miss Molly June 1, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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