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Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
by Zonal K September 10, 2019
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meat sheet

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.
"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."
by desertfrog May 4, 2006
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Sweet Meat Pete

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.
Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.
by The Big John Stud July 24, 2020
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sweet meat chunks!

1. A joyful exclamation made when playing WOW, Unreal Tournament, or any FPS (first person shooter) game where opponents explode in a glory of flying, bloody chunks.

2. A general explicative.

3. Exclamation of excitement over a carnivorous feast, primarily food that has meat of an indistinguishable origin.
(after a lot of double-teaming on an alien monster that explodes in a cloud of smoke, metal and splattered alien flesh)
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That was a tough one. We'd better of leveled up after that battle.

or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! That asshole in the silver Mercedes almost killed me. My shoulder is all tore up.

or
SWEET MEAT CHUNKS! Pass me that dish with the broccoli and whatever that is. I'm starving!
by amanda boekelheide January 10, 2009
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Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.
My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.
by noah p m September 28, 2018
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sweet meat

After Jim went muff diving he shoved his sweet meat in my coochie and then cleaned my tailpipe.
by Assassino November 15, 2002
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sweet meat

the large flavorfull "epuipment" carried by only the special few
trent loves jet's sweet meat in his mouth and anus
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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