sheetmeat

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.

I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.

by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

sheetman

Someone who’s so drunk or stoned that they are like a sheet

“Jimbis is a sheetman”
“Sheetman over there”

by Sheetmanhimself September 21, 2019

shedmeat

(noun) 1. a low quality meat, often kangaroo or some other type of bush meat, sold informally in rural Australian communities.

2. used to describe any poor quality meat of anonymous origin

"core blimey mate! That shedmeat you fed me last week wasn't fit for a dog."

by Pharoh Prince November 12, 2011

Sweetseats

A ticket broker who can sell concert tickets for prime seats while collecting wages at his day job which makes it "sweet" for him and "sweet" for the person getting the deal on the seats at great concerts.

Sweetseats got himself fired for selling Garth Brooks tickets when the IT Dept at his employer presented evidence to the troll in HR.

by Petergozinya May 25, 2009

Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

by Zonal K September 10, 2019

shoemeat

noun - when your shoes are too small for you feet but you squeeze them in anyway and the excess flesh protrudes over the sides and front of the shoe. Usually found with really overweight women weating very tiny, cute shoes that look like the heel could break off any time.

Your shoes are so cute, but they'd look better if your shoemeat wasn't covering up the pattern.

by Ash Cab June 30, 2006

sweetheat

(noun) One who makes another warm and happy, like a hot tub and a blunt with some kind of alcoholic something to sip on.

He is more than a sweetheat, he is an amazing friend.

by jack black. December 16, 2009