she-douche

The female equivalent of a douche.

Alissa is a she-douche.

by trb12345 August 30, 2012

Sedouched

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

SheDouche

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.

Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.

by Xderloin May 24, 2011

Shoedouche

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes

i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"

by J.Kay October 11, 2011

sedouche bag

A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.

Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.

Two weeks later

Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag

by aslfsa January 8, 2012

sedouche

Act of seducing a young lady by a man considered to be a douche bag. The sedouching is accomplished by means of frosted tips, wearing sunglasses at night or flashing a key ring from a German made car, etc.

Check out that Koger, he's totally trying to sedouche Stephanie.

by jopak99 August 24, 2008

Skedouche

Verb.
Noun.
Pronoun.
Adverb.
Adjective.
Insult.
Insult to injury.
Kicking while down.
The isht.
The skecouchie were a cult formed in the early your mom hundreds by two douches that no longer wanted to be douches. They went about making fun of the douchie by labeling themselves skedouchie. The story of skedouche is one that will live in infamy... you skedouchebag.

You are a big skedouche.

by NREMZ gurus June 11, 2009