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she-douche by trb12345 August 30, 2012
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Sedouched
Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
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SheDouche • sedouche • Sedouched • Shoedouche • sedouche bag • Skedouche • swedouche • she • She-wolf • she/they
SheDouche
The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.
Shoedouche
i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"
Shoedouche by J.Kay October 11, 2011
sedouche bag
Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
Two weeks later
Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
sedouche bag by aslfsa January 8, 2012
sedouche
Act of seducing a young lady by a man considered to be a douche bag. The sedouching is accomplished by means of frosted tips, wearing sunglasses at night or flashing a key ring from a German made car, etc.
Skedouche
Verb.
Noun.
Pronoun.
Adverb.
Adjective.
Insult.
Insult to injury.
Kicking while down.
The isht.
The skecouchie were a cult formed in the early your mom hundreds by two douches that no longer wanted to be douches. They went about making fun of the douchie by labeling themselves skedouchie. The story of skedouche is one that will live in infamy... you skedouchebag.
Noun.
Pronoun.
Adverb.
Adjective.
Insult.
Insult to injury.
Kicking while down.
The isht.
The skecouchie were a cult formed in the early your mom hundreds by two douches that no longer wanted to be douches. They went about making fun of the douchie by labeling themselves skedouchie. The story of skedouche is one that will live in infamy... you skedouchebag.
Skedouche by NREMZ gurus June 11, 2009
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