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Sedouched 

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Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

shoe douche 

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a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."

Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
shoe douche by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011

SheDouche 

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The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.
Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.
SheDouche by Xderloin May 24, 2011

Spoeldouche

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Man, that Kyle is definitely a spoeldouche.
Spoeldouche by Mega-nig June 14, 2011

shoredouche 

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A typical Shoreditch (in east London, UK) twit.

One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit

Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are

can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"
shoredouche by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008

sedouche bag 

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A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.
Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.

Two weeks later

Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag
sedouche bag by aslfsa January 8, 2012
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